{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}