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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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Barry G. Trahan is an American realtor and politician who served one term in the Massachusetts House of Representatives as the Representative of the 11th Bristol district.
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