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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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