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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

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